Too Jolly to Function Candle – Funny Christmas Candle, Gift, Festive Scented, Coconut Wax

Too Jolly to Function Candle – Funny Christmas Candle, Gift, Festive Scented, Coconut Wax

⭐ Handmade 8oz / 30cl Scented Candles – Custom Labels • Funny Gifts • Coconut Wax Blend • UK Shire-Made by Two English Brothers ⭐

Looking for a candle that smells incredible and makes you laugh?

Welcome to our cosy little Shire workshop in the UK, where two English brothers hand-pour every candle using a luxurious Coconut Wax Blend — plus the usual sprinkle of sibling rivalry and questionable humour.

Each candle is 30cl (approx. 8oz) and comes in your choice of a sleek Black jar or clean White jar, finished with a funny or personalised label for the perfect gift (or self-care treat).

Whether you’re gifting, relaxing, or subtly telling someone they need to calm down, our candles have you covered.

✨ Available Fragrances
Choose from our bestselling scents:
Angel – Dreamy florals, soft sweetness, warm vanilla.
Brazilian 40 – Bright, tropical, sunshine-in-a-jar.
Brazilian 71 – A deeper tropical twist with warm undertones.
Christmas Tree – Fresh pine and festive forest comfort.
Gilded Spice & Sandalwood – Smooth sandalwood with warm golden spices.
Izzy Male – Clean, confident, masculine freshness.
Lavender – Classic relaxation and calming herbal notes.
Lime – Zesty, bright, fresh citrus burst.
Noir Opium – Luxurious, sensual, and a little mysterious.
Orange & Bergamot – Elegant citrus with a crisp finish.
Pink Pepper – Warm, spicy, modern and lively.
Snowy Splendour – Cool, crisp, winter-bright freshness.
Sweet Orange – Happy, sunny, uplifting citrus.
Winter Spice – Cinnamon, clove and cosy festive warmth.
(Every scent can be paired with a personalised or funny label!)

🕯️ Candle Details
Premium Coconut Wax Blend – clean-burning, creamy, long-lasting
30cl / 8oz candle in Black or White vessels
Hand-poured in the UK by two English brothers in a Shire (yes, really)
Highly fragranced for excellent scent throw
Burn time: approx. 35–45 hours
Vegan-friendly & cruelty-free
Funny, personalised, or custom labels available
Clean, minimal jars designed to suit any décor

🎁 Perfect For…

Unique birthday gifts
Secret Santa & Christmas gifting
Weddings & thank-you presents
New home celebrations
Valentine’s Day
Spoiling yourself because you absolutely deserve it

💬 Personalisation
Add any message you like — sweet, sassy, sarcastic or utterly unhinged.
We’ve printed everything from polite birthday wishes to notes that could get you disowned.

😂 Why Buy From Us?
Because:
✔ Coconut wax makes our candles burn cleaner and slower
✔ We’re a tiny UK Shire business (two brothers + endless tea)
✔ We test every candle thoroughly — sometimes too thoroughly
✔ Fast UK shipping
✔ Made with care, humour and high-quality ingredients